Cherwell is leaving. Eventually.
Welcome to the future of IT Service Management at Bühler. We are currently migrating data at the breathtaking speed of a tectonic plate. Please hold your breath... or actually, don't.
Welcome to the future of IT Service Management at Bühler. We are currently migrating data at the breathtaking speed of a tectonic plate. Please hold your breath... or actually, don't.
Migration Progress
Real-time updates from the Uzwil Data Bunker.
Stuck on "Exporting legacy tickets from 1998"
Finalizing the "Submit" button color shade. Est. completion: Q4 2029
Why settle for old problems when you can have new, more expensive delays?
Reliable like a dial-up modem. You hate it, but at least you know exactly how it will fail you today.
The promised land. It automates workflows, makes coffee, and walks your dog. Allegedly.
Our current reality. A zen-like state of suspended animation between two platforms.
Chief Delay Officer
"Let's circle back to this in Q3 2028. I need to align the synergies with the flux capacitor."
Head of Code Deletion
Currently refactoring the entire codebase because he didn't like the font size on the login button.
Vice President of Waiting
Patiently waiting for the new portal to submit a request for a new mouse. Request ID: #1.
"I remember when the project started. I had more hair, and my children were still in kindergarten. Now one of them is the new intern on the project team."
Hans-Peter M.
Employee since 1990